Help 4 U In Selecting The 2008 President

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FOR PRESIDENT IN 2008

Here we are already discussing the future President of the United States in the Year 2008. Well, I have my own candidate and I'm sure that once you know who I'm voting for, you will also agree…

For those of you who would like another choice for President, I have the best solution:

It is probably time we have a woman as President.

My choice, and I hope yours as well, is a very special lady who has all the answers to our problems.

PLEASE give it a thought when you have a moment...

MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT!!!

Maxine on "Driver Safety"

"I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures."

Maxine on "Housework"

"I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible."

Maxine on "Lawn Care"

"The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless."

Maxine on "The Perfect Man"

"All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed."

Maxine on "Technology Revolution"

"My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice."

Maxine on "Aging"

"Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita."

"I'm telling you... she's the perfect candidate."



If you don't forward this to ten of your friends within the next five minutes, nothing will happen...

but you will rob them of some great laughter!

So don't forget, November 2008:

VOTE FOR MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

There's no one better for the job.

MAXINE HAS MY VOTE!

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