A Joke - Girls Night Out

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told My Husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 A.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the Cuckoo Clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my Husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in
Order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 Cuckoos Plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNITE!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that One!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why?, he Said,
"Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "OhBR>sh@#.",
Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times,
Giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and

Farted."

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