How Observant Are You?

My Observation Skills Get An A

Hardly anything gets by me... I have a great memory and eagle eyes

How Observant Are You?

Thank you for Holiday wishes and you have a wonderful safe and fun filled Holiday and 2006 and beyond

What's Your Sign??

Hi I found this on a yahoo 360 members page blog.

http://360.yahoo.com/profile-aYTVRP4zbrXbNlRTmmc_HHWBkmeN

I myself is a GEMINI and that is the last one here

What's Your Sign??

I borrowed this from Trell ....... Your the best...

I'm Cancer and fits me Image...
CANCER
Great Kisser. Very high sex appeal.
Great in bed. Most horny. HOTTEST AROUND!!!

PISCES
Caring. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT.
Very high sex appeal. Has the last word. Extremely weird but in a good way

LIBRA
Very gentle. Nice. Love is one of a kind. Silly and fun!
Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet!
GREAT in Bed.

CAPRICORN
Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future.
Irrestible, awesome kisser. Great talker.
Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR
the BEST in BED. EVERY PERFORMANCE!!!!

AQUARIUS
Trustworthy. Sexy. Rare to find. Loves being
in long relationships. Extremly energetic.
Amazing in bed, the BEST lovers.

ARIES
Outgoing. Spontanious. No one to fuck with.
Have own unique sexiness. Unpredictable. Erotic.
Funny. Addictive. Take you on trips to the moon in bed.

TAURUS
Aggressive. freak in bed. rare to find.
Beautiful physically and mentally.
Likes to give a good fight for what they want.
Extremly outgoing. Loyal.
Outstanding kisser. sexual as fuck.
Always get what they want.

LEO
Great talker. Sexy. Always Horny.
Laid back. Knows how to have fun.
Is really good at fucking. Great kisser.
Don't want to mess with them the wrong way.

VIRGO
Dominant in relationships.Sexy.Horny.Freak in bed.
Always wants the last word.Loud.Caring.Smart

SCORPIO
EXTREMELY sexy. Talkative.
Energetic. Predict future.
Most erotic.Freak in bed.GREAT kisser.
not one to mess with. always get what they want.

SAGITTARIUS
Spontanious. Horny.High sex appeal.
Rare to find. Good when found.
Loves being in long relationships.

GEMINI
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners
Very Good in bed. Lover not a Fighter But
Still Punch Your Lights Out .Trustworthy

A POLITICALLY CORRECT HOLIDAY GREETING

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
PLUS
A fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer
platform, or sexual orientation of the wisher.

Disclaimer:
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher who assumes no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit.

E-Mail Rec'vd from a Lifestyler and a Mom of a Marine

as a mom of a son in boot camp...please remember them and pray they come home soon!

 

 

Support our Troops!!

 

A DIFFERENT CHRISTMAS POEM
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light,
I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight.
My wife was asleep, her head on my chest,
My daughter beside me, angelic in rest.

Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white,
transforming the yard to a winter delight.
The sparkling lights in the tree I believe,
completed the magic that was Christmas Eve.

My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep,
Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep.
In perfect contentment, or so it would seem,
So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream.

The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near,
But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear.
Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know,
Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow.

My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear,
And I crept to the door just to see who was near.
Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night,
a lone figure stood, his face weary and tight.

A Marine, I puzzled, some twenty years old,
All dressed in cammies, huddled here in the cold.
Alone in the dark, he looked up and smiled,
standing watch over me, and my wife and my child.

"What are you doing?" I asked without fear,
"Come in this moment, it's freezing out here!
Put down your pack, brush the snow from your sleeve,
You should be at home on a cold Christmas Eve!"

For barely a moment I saw his eyes shift,
Away from the cold and the snow blown in drifts..
To the window that danced with a warm fire's light.
Then he sighed and he said "Its really all right,
I'm out here by choice. I'm here every night."

"It's my duty to stand at the front of the line,
That separates you from the darkest of times.
No one had to ask or beg or implore me,
I'm proud to stand here like my fathers before me.

My Gramps died at 'Pearl on a day in December," Then he sighed, "That's a Christmas 'Gram always remembers."
My dad stood his watch in the jungles of 'Nam',
And now it is my turn and so, here I am.

I've not seen my own son in more than a while,
But my wife sends me pictures, he's sure got her smile.
Then he bent and he carefully pulled from his bag,
The red, white, and blue... an American flag.

"I can live through the cold and the being alone,
Away from my family, my house and my home.
I can stand at my post through the rain and the sleet,
I can sleep in a foxhole with little to eat.

I can carry the weight of killing another,
Or lay down my life with my sister and brother...
Who stand at the front against any and all,
To ensure for all time that this flag will not fall."

"So go back inside," he said, "harbor no fright,
Your family is waiting and I'll be all right."
"But isn't there something I can do, at the least,
"Give you money," I asked, "or prepare you a feast?"
It seems all too little for all that you've done,
For being away from your wife and your son."

Then his eye welled a tear that held no regret,
"Just tell us you love us, and never forget.
To fight for our rights back at home while we're gone,
To stand your own watch, no matter how long.

For when we come home, either standing or dead,
To know you remember we fought and we bled.
Is payment enough, and with that we will trust,
That we mattered to you as you mattered to us.

 

Lunch today with the Church Lady

                I have a lunch date with "Church Lady" today at a Applebee's in NJ. It is for 1 PM and she is a friends of Foxies . Foxie has to work so she can't make it also but I hope all goes well.

               We chatted on the phone for over an hour. If you know me on how I like to talk on phone you would know that 10 minutes is long for me. Since that went well, we decided to meet for a bite to eat. She planning on going to her 1st party next month and I hope she and all other that attend enjoy themselves
 

The how many licks would it take.. Test

You scored 96 skilled and 82 in tune
with me!

hmmmm Damn Baby! you've got skills, really! and you pretty much know what I
want. This would definately go farther ;) its your turn now

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and
gender

You scored higher than 78% on skilled
You scored higher than 78% in tune with me

Who Was Calling My Name?

         I bumped into a friend from NYC area at a WAWA in Delaware today. It was nice to see her, a Royal Princess and a Lady in her court. I was coming out of physical therapy and they just had lunch.

         I was nice to see them as I have not seen the Princess in a looooong time. She has some of the best parties and all she does is organize them and watches. Okay she may drink a bit sometimes and lay out on floor.

         Either way she is a blast to be around. And I have to get better acquainted with Lady, and maybe next time I will get invite to lunch also when Princess is in area


Bob

SAFE SEX DRESS

         "K" sent this pic to me and I just had to post it. Her New York Football Gaints beat the Phila Eagles today 26-23 in overtime. Good thing I a Notre Dame and college football fan and not one of the NFL. So I guess she in a very happy mood right now.

Is This Anyones Hometown?

         I got to see this pic on web and I thought I wonder how many think that we are living there? Well, I not and I sure many that stop by here think they don't also. I do think that KYW Channel 3 news thinks we do.

Andy Rooney says, Value Women Who Are Over 40

Andy Rooney says,

As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

An older woman will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If an older woman doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And it's usually something more interesting.

An older woman knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing.

An older woman can wear bright red lipstick during the day without looking like she just had an adventure inside a jam jar. This is not true of younger women (or drag queens).

Older women can run faster because they’re always wearing sensible shoes.

Older women are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

An older woman has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. An older woman couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.

An older woman will actually eat and enjoy food in front of you. Younger woman are too nervous to eat anything in front of somebody that they might possibly sleep with later.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to an older woman. They always know.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, an older woman is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

An older woman will never accuse you of stealing the best years of her youth because chances are someone else has stolen them first.

The older a woman gets, the stronger her libido gets; the older a man gets, the weaker his libido gets… Which is why nature intended young guys to go out with older women and young women to go out with older men.

Older women are experienced. They understand that sometimes, after 12 beers, a guy just can’t get it up. A younger woman may need some time to grasp this fact.

Older women know what kegel exercises are.

Yes, we praise older women for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.
ANDY ROONEY

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I thought I would post this article I read about sex toys in

  Bad, Bad Vibrations...

Sunday Times, The (London, England)
November 27, 2005
Author: India Knight

         Here's a bit of news: in the past year Tesco, Boots and Superdrug have started stocking vibrating penis rings (so that's your Christmas presents sorted out, then). Personally, I'd prefer it if the market were flooded with those French green peppercorns that come in little glass jars and seem oddly hard to come by, but never mind. The public gets what the public wants, and apparently the public wants to wear buzzy things on its willy.

         Last week SSL International, the company that owns Durex, reported huge sales of the old rubber-mongers' latest range, a line -coyly and rather nauseatingly called Play -of what used to be called "marital aids", now known as "sex toys".

         (I'm using inverted commas because I've always found the use of the word "toy" quite freaky in this context. A teddy is a toy; a vibrating penis ring is, well, something else. Interestingly, only the larger branches of supermarkets sell children's toys but most of them now sell adult ones. It does seem a bit upside-down, I have to say: any old store will sell you a vibrator, but only a select few will provide you with a dolly or a box of Duplo.)

         Garry Watts, chief executive of SSL, said he was now expecting the Play range, which includes lubricants as well as the penis ring and various other kinds of vibrator, to achieve annual sales of Pounds 10m in Britain.

That's an awful lot of sex aids in quite a short space of time: not so long ago, if you wanted a sex toy, you had to head for a sex shop and brave the dirty mac brigade. How things change: Catherine Gort, Durex's marketing manager, said last week: "More vibrators are sold every year in Britain than washing machines and tumble dryers combined."

         Blimey. Who knew? Call me old-fashioned, but I'd always assumed (completely wrongly, as it turns out) that sex toys were still a bit of a minority pastime.

         In my head the majority of Britons are still pretty buttoned-up, and the only people who keep a box of tricks by the bed are young women who know every episode of Sex and the City by heart, gay people, or seedy old pervs. But no: sex toys have become democratic, and everybody's got them, or will have them very soon.

         They'll probably turn up on The Archers next. "This is about people enjoying sex and having better sex," said Watts. Well, kind of. The problem with sex toys, as fans of the aforementioned Sex and the City will remember, is that they do have a tendency to do their job so efficiently that they render one of two people obsolete. Because they work, and with very little effort, they tend to make people bad in bed, much in the same way that a dependency on ready-meals tends to make people bad cooks.

         I expect that people may indeed start "having better sex" as a result of ranges such as Play, but they may also develop an unhelpful -in the context of a relationship -fondness for the solo version. This may lead not to the nation of loved-up couples envisaged by Mr Watts, but instead, hideous thought, to one of frantic masturbators. Is it good that the streets should be awash with vibrators? Does it mean we have become fabulously liberal, like the Dutch used to be? There certainly doesn't seem to be much harm in it at first glance, though I can't say I'd look forward to explaining the contents of those discreet Play boxes to my children the next time we're trawling the supermarket aisles.

         Having said that, I still have my doubts about the question of whether the wide availability of sex toys really will lead to great connubial bliss. There has always been a hearty trade in top-shelf mags in Britain, none of which seemed, or seems, to have enhanced the position of women in the bedroom.

         We can only assume that husbands and wives have not been reading these magazines together all these years. If they had, men's magazines -or websites -wouldn't still be so grotesquely misogynistic, and neither, for that matter, would men.

What is this notion of "play" anyhow? Where does it come from? What has adult sexual behaviour got to do with "play"?

         Like the mindset of many a tabloid -which creepily infantilises sexual desire without even knowing it (endless glamour model girls in pigtails or pompoms or romper-suits, or holding lollipops) -the sex industry thrives on a sort of idiocy and coyness about sex in which the public is gormlessly complicit.

         Sex is a serious, critical, emotionally fiery, life and death kind of a thing.

         Sorry to come over all DH Lawrence on a Sunday morning, but I really do weary of us always having to pretend that sexual fulfilment is a form of grown-up Twister, a little "game" involving "playing" with "toys".

         It's pathetic, and doesn't suggest a nation that is remotely sexually confident, despite appearances, but rather one with chronic arrested development.

         When I was a teenager, "sexual awareness" was an organic process. It had nothing to do with celebrities, or risque pop promos, or lurid gossip magazines. The current generation will no doubt find it perfectly natural to pass the vibrator aisle on their way to buying a pint of milk, because it's just another aspect of the ultra-availability of everything nowadays.

         Twenty-five years ago we didn't even know what a vibrator was. There was something rather fitting, or just rather nice, about having to tiptoe furtively around the whole issue of sex and its accessories. Those days are long gone, clearly, and perhaps the current preponderance of penis rings is a sign of great evolution. But I for one rather mourn the demise of the old brown paper wrapper.

         The Queen's Sister, on Channel 4 tonight, is a dramatisation of the late Princess Margaret's somewhat mouvemente life, and has already been discussed extensively in terms of its explicit content and the question of lese-majesty.

         The princess is seen, for instance, kneeling down to the sound of a fly unzipping; people merrily swap sexual partners at house parties; and the actress playing Margaret is not shy about nudity or intimacy, shall we say.

         How odd, then, that the viewing of a film that would have been unthinkably shocking on a number of levels a mere 10 years ago should actually succeed in making the viewer feel totally sympathetic towards the princess, spoilt and egomaniacal though she may have been.

india.knight@sunday-times.co.uk

Section: Features
Page: News Review 4
(c) Times Newspapers Limited 2005
Record Number: 915324984

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