Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati

When all else fails, play dead

Got Flash? Try this page

Just put the cursor over his face and what his reaction Then leave it there.

Here is the link

Universal Soldier

Was just thinking tonight. I guess it has to be 1968 again.

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Remeber to pick up ur toys

LOL. To all you women that have little ones around remember they are not the only onlys that can not leave thier toys laying around.

EVER FEEL YOU DIDN'T FIT IN WITH THE REST OF THE CROWD?

A friends wife wants to know if anyone else felt like she didn't fit in with other people at a party?










So has anyone else felt that they were on the underside looking up at others?

Bob

mark your calendars! HELP find a TERRORIST DAY

AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE ANY WOMAN OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES.

SO NEXT SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN WOMEN ARE ASKED TO WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSE COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK. (ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED.)

FOR THIS ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONTOF THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN, AND TO DEMONSTRATE THEY THINK IT'S OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIFE AND TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN. SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT
APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD 6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT.


THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT TERRORISTS AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY.

GOD BLESS AMERICA.
IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON.

Back on the Internet again, & I get asked .....

Okay after being off line for about a month waiting for me to get a connection from calbe company I get on line and what is one of the first things I see is someone asking me this.

"WHY IS IT THAT MADE and INVENTED VIBRATING
RAZORS FOR MEN FIRST?"

I guess you could say that,
1 - It comes with direction on how to use it .
2 - There is a neat FLASH website for it with a woman on it. Don't know what she says on it.
3 - It has batteries and used outside of bedroom it gets used by a man. (Think TV remote) 4 - Men are good a pushing buttons. (That is how you turn it on)
5 - and of course if it is dangerous it us men that have to play the price of nicks and cuts